Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

Follow us on Instagram. In case you are wondering "But Why!". We post nice "night mode" funny tweets that are easy on your eyes when you are lying down on your side and night and scrolling through your phone while trying to get numbed up and forget the day. Click here to follow us

@PleaseBeGneiss: God: you’re my son

Jesus: do I have super powers :D

God: you can turn water to wine, walk on water, uh bread

Jesus: :/

God: ...fish

Jesus: so who’s my enemy

God: Satan. he has shapeshifting, fire, rock n roll, charm

Jesus: wow that’s cool :(

God: oh he’s super duper cool

God: you’re my son

Jesus: do I have super powers :D

God: you can turn water to wine, walk on water, uh bread

Jesus: :/

God: …fish 

Jesus: so who’s my enemy

God: Satan. he has shapeshifting, fire, rock n roll, charm

Jesus: wow that’s cool :(

God: oh he’s super duper cool

COMMENTS