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@dafloydsta: GOOD COP: Tell us what you know

BAD COP: Or we'll turn up the heat

DAD COP: DON'T YOU TOUCH THAT DAMN THERMOSTAT

GOOD COP: Tell us what you know

BAD COP: Or we’ll turn up the heat

DAD COP: DON’T YOU TOUCH THAT DAMN THERMOSTAT

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