Remember folks 😂
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I’m sorry your baby is crying right now. Have you tried taking it farther away from me?
[driving date home]
me: where do I drop you off?
her: here is fine
me: you live on the beach?
her: *walks into sea*
Your word is “echo”
can you use it in a sentence?
SENTENCE entence en????? ???? ??
Is a person diagnosed with a Multiple Personality Disorder able to get a group rate from their therapist? Just asking for some friends.
Just pulled a spoon out of the leg of my toddler’s footie jammies and am comforted to know she’ll do well in prison.
We’re all 60% water, so get off your high horse “aqua” man
What a shocker.
I just ran my car through the car wash.
And it turns out the car is white.
*finally gets comfortable with you*
*starts whispering in your ear*
“oooo baby I can recite all my phobias in alpha order”