@lafix: good work, everybody
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@RocketRankoon: *GF walks in dressed up "Who's the babe and what've you done with my gf?" GF: Haha *tackles imposter and puts her in choke hold WHERE IS SHE
@PhilJamesson: [Storm into Octopus Boss' office] I want a raise or I quit! [Octopus Boss is almost done camouflaging against the fern] NOT THIS TIME
@kimtopher22: I'm sporting Cameron Diaz' *Something About Mary" hairdo, but tragically, the magic ingredient is Cadbury Crème egg filling.
@internetluke: "No, no. No! NO!" - guy who invented black ski masks after people started using them for robbing