@jazmasta: Goodnight moon, goodnight stars. Goodnight weird guy who walks past my house on crutches every night. Goodnight house on crutches.
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@le_buns: "would u like some dessert?" i ask the moose head above the fireplace "no thanks im stuffed" i reply, in a slightly deeper voice
@TheAndrewNadeau: YOGI BEAR: Hahaha, I just stole their pic-a-nic baskets! RANGER SMITH: You murdered 7 campers. YOGI BEAR: *Exasperatedly* …To get their pic-a-nic baskets.
@AnniemuMary: To the person who brought multi-grain chips to the party- you could have just said you didn’t want to come.