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@MavenofHonor: Goodnight stars. Goodnight air. Goodnight 30-50 feral hogs everywhere
@Freudianscript: When life gives you lemons.....
Facebook makes lemonade.
Twitter Makes Martinis.
@KalvinMacleod: PHILOSOPHY MAJOR: humanity is at risk
STEM MAJOR: because global warming is affecting sea levels
ENGLISH MAJOR: is it affecting or effecting
@MrGeorgeWallace: Shout out to political bumper stickers, changing nobody's mind and lowering the value of your car and whatnot.
@mejustbeth: I made up a new language yesterday right after I broke my toe.
@Staggfilms: Life was so barbaric in the olden days. Imagine hitting snooze on a rooster.