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@Cpin42: Got kicked out of the Navy Seals for splashing the other guys in the pool
@3sunzzz: Every time my husband wakes me up to tell me I'm snoring we end up having sex. I'm beginning to question whether or not I snore.
@3sunzzz: My husband said I talk too much, so we had a nice long chat about that!
@RobElliottComic: Giraffes born in American Zoos are Giraffrican Americans
@klecket: Does it creep anyone else out that Donald Duck eats a turkey dinner on 'Once Upon A Christmas'? Isn't that a form of cannibalism?
@stockejock: SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE PREGNANT LADIES GETTING READY FOR THE BIG WEEKEND COMING UP !!!