My neighbor doesn’t like it when I put garbage in his backyard so I stopped burying people there.
got to inbox zero and a feeling of wellness entered my body, my skin cleared up, immediately hydrated, perfect 20/20 vision, all my pants fit, best hair day
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I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn.
And now we wait…
I always allow adequate time between workouts to fully recover. I’m going on four years now since my last gym session.
Read about a 60 yr old woman wanting to swim from Florida to Cuba & felt inspired & wanted to help so I emailed her a picture of a boat
Why do people named Deborah go by “Deb” and never “bruh”
if you don’t appreciate Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, I guess you could say you’re taking him for granite.
thanks & God bless
I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say “wow,” that many times in your first session but here we are.
Thank God for butter because without butter all butterflies would be just flies and that sounds terrible.
me: ah shit, 4 missed calls from my mom…[stares at door]
[FBI agents kick in door] WHY DO U EVEN HAVE A CELL PHONE IF U NEVER ANSWER IT