Me, a Canadian: The metric system is easy. 100mm = 1cm. 100cm = 1m. Super easy.
You, an American: The imperial system is easy. 1 Flapjangle = 7.2 Flogboggles. 29 Flogboggles = 3.97 Dingmarkles. Super easy.
Grabbed Pizza Roll. Thought “my god that is so hot it’s burning my fingers” and immediately popped it in my mouth.
I’m a goddamn genius.
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5: Can you cut off the skin?
5: *holds up sandwich* the skin
M: The crust?
M: No, and you sound like a serial killer.
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God: Send a flood. Send several floods
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Sheepdog: I know. I rounded them up.
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