You’re so fake, even China denied they made you.
*His screams echo as he falls to his death*
OMG THE ACOUSTICS ARE AMAZING HERE! HOW IS THIS NOT A CONCERT VENUE?
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Home Alone 2? Shame on you. Home Alone 3? Shame on me.
There are eleven types of people in the world: those that understand Roman numerals, and those that don’t
GOD: did u eat from the tree of knowledge?
ADAM: no…it was my girlfriend
ADAM: u don’t know her she goes to a different school
My four year old sent me his first ever text from my wife’s phone and it’s such a great thing that he starts school on Monday
Fears: dying alone, getting horribly maimed or disfigured, people who stick their tongue out in photos
Never trust a psychic wearing a band-aid, they should have seen that shit coming.
Wanna live a long life? Get married. I guarantee you’ll change your mind real quick.
You better lock your doors tonight, person who taught my parents texting.