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@Amusitr0n: grandmas are always like "not enough meat on your bones" the only reasonable explanation being that at a certain age every grandma starts giving serious thought to cooking her family and eating them

grandmas are always like “not enough meat on your bones” the only reasonable explanation being that at a certain age every grandma starts giving serious thought to cooking her family and eating them
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