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@SmiggieBalls2: *grandpa in hospice*
"son your generation relies on technology too much"
"no gramps"
*pulls the plug*
"yours does."
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

*grandpa in hospice* “son your generation relies on technology too much” “no gramps” *pulls the plug* “yours does.” beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
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