YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@3sunzzz: My husband wants to Facetime me while he's in Germany. I'm like, it's going to be a little awkward with my boyfriend in the background, but whatever.
@notalogin: Actually, Kara, love is an illusion created by chemical reactions. The most powerful force in the world is the invisible hand of the market.
@DurtMcHurtt: My doctor just used a tongue depressor on me so I'm going out for ice cream to cheer the little guy up.