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@notacroc: GROCER: slide your card
ME: it didn't work
GROCER: does it have a chip?
ME: *puts hand over pringle in my pocket I was saving for later* no

GROCER: slide your card
ME: it didn’t work
GROCER: does it have a chip?
ME: *puts hand over pringle in my pocket I was saving for later* no

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