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@DrakeGatsby: [Grocery Store]

Wife: Why do we need 12 baskets?

Me: *takes idioms very literally* One for each egg.

[Grocery Store] 

Wife: Why do we need 12 baskets? 

Me: *takes idioms very literally* One for each egg.

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