Attention people with multiple people in your avi’s:
Draw an arrow pointing to yourself, OR replace it with a cat.
The rest of us
I knew my Mom meant business when she started yelling words I didn’t know existed.
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Dog Morpheus: Ok, Dog Neo. You take the grey pill, you wake up in your kennel. But if you take the GREY pill – I will show you the Matrix.
I am glad that things are opening up again. Now when I get told to go play in traffic, there actually is traffic.
This cheap wine tastes like a fine full bodied Capri Sun
That mini-heartattack you get when you sport a typo in your tweet.
PSA for librarians: occasionally check how the World Book encyclopedia is arranged on your shelves
Undertaker: “What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?”
Wife: “Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one.”
New rock paper scissors just dropped
“Will the man that ordered the Skinny Cinnamon Dolce Latte please pick up your drink. No one is looking.”
Cat Negotiator: Ok, so we’ll shit in a box in your house and you will clean it up
Humans: And you will be a loyal friend
Cat: hahahaha sure