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@vineyille

Day 20. Still lost at sea. Crew thinks I know how to plot a course with a protractor. I just like making it walk on the map. Pointy Leg Man.

@DLin71

TRUMP: Hillary won’t stand up to America’s enemies. I will.

*Gets into fights with Miss Universe, Gold Star family, and a baby*

@mack44_d

Sometimes you need to hug someone out…

…cold.

@jmksr68

I am always surprised when heavily tattooed couples have a baby and it comes out blank.

@michelleDbelle

My 3yo nephew asked if he could marry me. I told him no because I already have a boyfriend. He thought for a bit and said, “But I have a scooter.” ❤️

@junejuly12

[In a meeting]

Chad: You look tired this morning, Liz.

Liz: *glares*

Me: *whispers* nobody can help you now, Chad.

@ClichedOut

Her: when we go to Hawaii let’s ride dolphins

Me: i’m taking a plane Linda