Idea: Eels. Exactly the same storyline as Cats but they’re all eels.
*guy shows me his Chinese character tattoo*
“It means wisdom”
*I show him a Batman BandAid on my arm*
“It means I was brave at the doctor”
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[leaving HS reunion w/ date]
Aren’t you going to ask why everybody was calling me ‘smelly boy’ tonight?
“Seemed pretty clear I thought”
I’m sorry I hurt your feelings. Here’s a bag of frozen peas for any swelling.
Mrs.Potato seemed genuinely upset that her husband was missing, but the smell of French fries in her kitchen made the detectives suspicious.
Shark Week is just another made up holiday to sell more sharks
Even with an open schedule and no events, I still don’t “have enough time” to stay hydrated, apparently.
Prove im not a robot by typing the wierd letters? um PRove your not a robot! i can see u computer yoU are a robot and this is my website now
I don’t like when they use “late” to describe a deceased person. It’s like give a guy a break on his attendance, he’s dead.
*leads horse to water*
“You’re not gonna drink, are you?”
“It’s The Fountain of Eternal Youth.”
Horse: You’re not foaling me.