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@emceekayvee: Gym employee: Sorry ma'am, but to cancel your membership you have to come in & fill out paperwork.
Me:*sigh* FINE. Where are you located?
@HavocMantis: Mermaid: a half-fish woman. They are all very pretty, even the ones that don't conform to human standards of beauty. I love all of them.
Murmaid: a maid who does murder. Some are powerful warriors, and some are stealthy assassins. I love all of them.