@UncleDuke1969: He rose from mild mannered Social Studies teacher... To vicious kingpin of a criminal cupcake empire. Coming soon to AMC: "BAKING BRAD"

@ThisOneSayz: Maid of Honor speeches shouldn't end with, "I'll see you all at her next one." I know that now.

@WilliamAder: It's just a matter of time before they add the word "Syndrome" after my last name.

@badAzz_mom: You're not allowed to say "long story short" after talking for 30 minutes.

@Dawn_M_: I only use shampoo that smells like raspberries so people don't think it's weird when I have jam in my hair.