“I just called to say I love you.”
-Stevie Wonder not understanding how prank calls work
“Haha, Imagine Dragons. What a dumb band name.”
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[First Day As A Director]
Me: [forgot how to end a scene] *tackles the cameraman*
Film producer: You’re a terrible scriptwriter.
I disagree. Me:
me: yo lemme get somma those THYIICC fries
kfc: you mean potato wedges?
me: yes potato wedges please
“Welcome to the jungle”
“We’ve got fun and games”
“You’re in the jungle”
We’ve established this
“You’re gonna die!”
I just got a Facebook invite to my brother’s non-alcoholic Mormon wedding.
I dunno which part of that sentence makes me want to cry more.
Sometimes I lay in bed awake at night thinking, how did Skeletor from He-Man speak perfectly without lips or a tongue
When the chips are down, be a good friend & say a few kind words to the chips. See if that helps.
A selfie stick is very useful…..
.. as a prod to keep people out of your personal space.