@stillgray

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@mela_shea

The name England comes from the words ‘engorged’ and ‘gland’ inspired, of course, by the shape of the country.

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@FuckabillyRex

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@SocialOutcast82

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@Lottie_Poppie

I put my toddler in white shorts and took her outside to play like some kind of masochist

@cosmicbibi

My hobbies include humming the Jurassic Park theme song to my chickens, to make them feel more in touch with their ancestors.