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Found my bra in the garden. Wish it was from wild sex but I think my cat dragged it out the cat flap.


The name England comes from the words ‘engorged’ and ‘gland’ inspired, of course, by the shape of the country.


me: siri tell me a joke

siri: *turns on front facing camera*


I gave my bus driver a copy of the play I wrote about a bus driver that falls in love with one of his passengers. And now we wait.


I’m starting to get to the age where I need a well thought out plan in order to stand up.


I put my toddler in white shorts and took her outside to play like some kind of masochist


My hobbies include humming the Jurassic Park theme song to my chickens, to make them feel more in touch with their ancestors.