Whoever named them “urinal cakes” has grossly underestimated my love for cake.
On a side note, what is the strongest toothpaste available?
Halfway through my stand-up routine I started getting heckled. The crowd shouted such insults as “This sucks” and “Stop it” and “Why are you doing this to us, Mom?”
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Make your own “restaurant style” salsa by adding water to regular salsa.
I apologise for the way I acted when you said the McRib was back and then told me you were kidding.
*wife sees me grab emergency kit from trunk after getting a flat tire*
calm down brent just call a tow tru*I’m already shooting flare gun*
The lead singer of Nickelback tried out for his school Christmas play, but he never made it as a wise man.
you *opening your front door to leave for work in the morning*
me *clinging to the screen door like a tree frog*:
I can’t help but notice that you didn’t you like my selfie last night
her: I like my men strong
her: but sensitive
me: *-a puppy*
“I trust my boyfriend, I would never go thru his phone”
-girls who can’t figure out boyfriend’s passwords
Calm down car stereo volume I’m not the same person I was yesterday.
I just discovered that first aid kits do not include slices of pizza in it and I feel so betrayed.