@noog: Hand 2 toddlers a poisoned cookie and tell them not to eat it, then leave for a day. Some would call that stupid. The Bible calls it Genesis
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@MarieLoerzel: Sorry, I called you by accident. I was actually just trying to delete your number from my phone.
@NightValeRadio: I know I sound like a broken record but tomorrow I'll sound like a misfiring engine and, next week, continuous loud television static.
@SarcasticSadOne: You: how are you? Me: I want to rip off my skin, scream for six hours, then swan dive off a bridge. You: what? Me: Good. I’m good.
@ThisOneSayz: 3yo: play it again! Me: I can't, baby *3yo throws epic fit* Radio, you're tearing this family apart.