@lambdapower: happy friday
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@hiitsgabrielle: Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one wants to hear about your workout.
@PaigeKellerman: Parenting is having your kids reject everything you cook, and then watching the 2yo eat a dog treat and ask for another.
@dlicj: r/relationships I (36m) met my girlfriend (32f) at the exact moment after i sucked helium from a balloon to do a funny voice for a buddy. now weve been together 8 months & Im constantly having to suck helium from balloons when shes not looking because she thinks that’s my voice
@SSwinal: if youre impressed by girls who have "legs for days" then id like to inform you that ive had legs litterally my whole life