We're redesigning Funny Tweeter. Your feedback is always welcome. Talk to us at @funTweeters
@: happy friday
@WilliamAder: I'm forbidding the twelve people who regularly star my tweets to ever fly in an airplane together.
@jamesbirchall97: How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?
Using a Luigi board!
@onion_an: [at aquarium]
That's a lot of octopussys to have in a tank.
Oh sorry...that's a lot of octopussys to occupy a tank.
@YogiWanKenobi: San Francisco has too many rules
@Dani_Feld: When a relative asks me what I'm doing with my life, I tell more lies than a guy at a computer whose wife just asked him what he's doing.