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@causticbob: Happy thanksgiving!
@ShesARealGenius: [Snail Court]
Snail Lawyer: Permission to approach the bench, Your Honor?
Snail Judge: I'm sorry; we don't have that kind of time.
@Parentpains: Some of you change your avi like I change my underwear. Every three days.
@ramenfuneral: actually im ok with this
@HonestToddler: If you are what you eat I'm a small family of ladybugs :)
@GrantTanaka: I set a rat trap last night & this morning the cheese was gone & there was a picture of my kids in it, what does this mean