@HallpassCanada: Happy Thursday guys and remember. If you can't spot the douche at work today, then it's probably you.
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@b0dymassage: 'Joe whats that package ya got today?' "ITS MY BOOK ABOUT CLOCKS. I ORDERED IT LIKE 2 MONTHS AGO" 'Well its about time, right?' "RIGHT"
@Mindless4Miles: Me: "Breath mint?" Her: "Sure." M: "Don't mean to offend." H: "None taken." M: "Great. Good to hear. Care for a push up bra?"
@JasonLight73: I'm so glad I found Twitter...I finally have a rock solid Alibi for my Google Search History!