@w00f_w00f: Hate it when couples fight & change their relationship status to "single". I fight with my parents, and don't change my status to "orphan".
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@DurtMcHurtt: Bank employees are called tellers, remember that next time you whisper them secrets.
@dundlewood: IF YOU THINK IM GONNA SMILE BECAUSE IT REQUIRES FEWER MUSCLES YOUVE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING. NO OFF DAYS, WELCOME TO FROWN TOWN, BABY
@figgled: My definition of the word 'mansion' becomes looser and looser every year. Oh ur asbestos bungalow has flyscreens? Um ok your Highness