@w00f_w00f: Hate it when couples fight & change their relationship status to "single". I fight with my parents, and don't change my status to "orphan".
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@SortaBad: If you watch Sleeping Beauty backwards it's about a prince who was so charming he kissed his girlfriend and she fainted for 17 years
@SirEviscerate: DATE: Did you know a octopus can slip through any hole his beak can fit? ME: ...haha no. [Later] ME: *tearing apart my almost-finished octopus jail blueprints*
@buhsbaby_baby: If you think my laughter is infectious, you should try having unprotected sex with me.