@sarcasticmommy4: Have kids so you can be done with your Christmas shopping & they can hand you their "updated" list which includes nothing you bought.
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@comer310: Kid: Are you the babysitter? Sting: Yes. Every breath you take. Every step you take. I'll be watching you. It'll be fun! Kid: *horrified*
@omerwahaj: He has found a brilliant way to automatically keep all the horses warm, fed, and clean. He's a stable genius.
@WilliamRodgers: Chief Exec: Any Ideas? Writer 1: Talking Animals! Writer 2: How about a Princess? Writer 3: Kill the parents! -Brainstorming at Disney
@Lindsay_Bloch: Don’t try tell me how many months old your child is. I only recognize: A. Potato phase B. Shrieking pterodactyl phase C. Tiny drunk person phase