@birbigs: Have you heard about these cats getting plastic surgery to look like kittens?
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@jannable9: Made some terrible life choices the last few years. Just kidding. I'm married and not allowed to make decisions.
@AGreaterMonster: New law restricts lobbyists to the lobby. Citizen victory! Writing laws a bit less convenient! The lobby lobby, however, has won the day.