@RyanThmpsn: Having a bad vocabulary is very bad
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@joeljeffrey: I'm glad chocolate bars come with resealable packages, so I can eat half now, and the other half 1 minute from now.
@mela_shea: Sleeping in a tent is so relaxing. You can hear the leaves rustling, the loons calling out on the lake and, if you listen closely, whimpering teenagers crying out softly “wifi, wifiiiii”.
@calluptome: Everyone complains about the weather but noone's sacrificing a virgin to change it either.
@c12h22o11balls: I've just completed a cohort study that confirms people can go longer without sex if they have an adequate supply of chocolate and peanut butter I call it my Reese’s Thesis