@Jandalize: He called me an angel but I'm pretty sure he meant angle because I'm always right.
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@JimmerThatisAll: A pronoun referring to a specific thing previously mentioned, known, or understood. That.
@Cheese_Pile: *Walks into puppy store wearing a large trenchcoat* *Hurries out of puppy store in a much tighter-fitting trenchcoat*
@Marcmywords2: If you're smoking weed on the way to Home Depot I can predict your future, in 2 hrs you're going back to Home Depot.