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@bingowings14: He died doing what he loved, surprising tigers.
@DevilryFun: You can count on your dog to be the first responder when anything or anyone drops to the floor.
@AndyAsAdjective: My three biggest fears are mouses, wolfs & proper pluralization.
@juliussharpe: Someone tell my kid that if I wanted to hear high-pitched shrieking all night, I would have become a murderer.
@myonlymizztake: AC changed bail to basil, and now I'm sitting in jail with some lovely herbs.
@TheBoydP: There is no bigger liar than the person who named the everything bagel.