@junejuly12: He said he wants to be my Sugar Daddy, and I thought awesome, I love cookies.
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@karanbirtinna: Dear men, Keep giving her little surprises to keep the romance alive in your relationship. Buy flowers for her for no reason. Bring her breakfast in bed. Throw a snake at her face while she's driving.
@seamussaid: my new app automatically cuts wifi access to your teen's phone if they are in the bathroom over 10min
@david8hughes: Date: what do iguanas eat? Me: no idea, why? Date: you've got 5 of them Me: 2, those 3 are dead. I told you, I've no idea what they eat