@donni: He was a man of peace...until they burned down his village. Now, the quest for vengeance has turned him into...A Man Of Burning Things Down
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@Ygrene: Space Cat: *furious as he knocks items off of a shelf and they just float in place, mocking him*
@Swishergirl24: My friends made fun of me for buying this flamethrower, but at least I don't have to shovel snow this weekend.
@iwearaonesie: *wife walks in* *sees cheese balls everywhere* *shakes head* "what? 8 won't get better at catching food in his mouth if we don't practice"
@Prero22: I have a splitting headache today. Voldemort must be back from the dead and attempting to kill me.