@donni: He was a man of peace...until they burned down his village. Now, the quest for vengeance has turned him into...A Man Of Burning Things Down
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@junejuly12: Asking if judges go commando under their robes is a sure-fire way to get out of jury duty.
@alucardsdream: If zombies ever do attack, I'll just skip coffee that morning. They'll leave me alone because they'll think I'm one of them.
@bobvulfov: sober: damn im too lazy to make any food tonight after two beers: it's time to cook all the spaghetti in my kitchen
@LionJenkins: Dear Adobe, In all the times I've been to the circus I've never seen an Acrobat Reading.