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@Donna_McCoy: Heading to the dentist. I hope they've all taken their Valium and said their prayers.
@Ilovelamp1979: I'm not a violent person. I just really enjoy assisting people in falling down.
@joanofdarkness: I could be happily married to some dude for 50 year an id still be textin ma pals like "omg do u think he likes me???"
@TheMichaelRock: Son: dad, where do vegans come from?
@truegritrumble: WIFE: *filing for divorce*
ME: Are you mad at me?
@BayyLeAnn: I showed my students that I can say my ABCs backwards and a student shouted “SHE’S A WITCH!” and then I unzipped my jacket and revealed my Hocus Pocus shirt and they all screamed and the universe has never aligned like this for me