@Donna_McCoy: Heading to the dentist. I hope they've all taken their Valium and said their prayers.
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@eff_yeah_steph: Him: Do you have any food in your purse? Me: I call it my Snack pocket. My snocket. Him: Not all words need to be- Me: ALL OPTIONS SHOULD BE EXPLORED DO YOU WANT THIS Ziplock OF WARM BABY CARROTS OR NOT?
@adamjest: *makes doctors appointment* *arrives 20 minutes early* *waits in doctors office for 7 hours*
@notacroc: RIDDLER: how'd you find my hideout? BATMAN: a little birdie told me *winks* SMALL BIRD MAN: *lands on his shoulder* please use my full name
@sixfootcandy: HUSBAND: We’re meeting my parents at noon. Did you shower yet? (flashback to me using a wet wad of toilet paper to wash my armpits) ME: Yes.