For those who wanted a world without vaccines, this is the world without ONE vaccine.
*hears your text message notification beep*
*constantly imitates it so you check your phone for no reason*
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[Takes dog to park]
*waits for romantic comedy to begin
Tech support guy asked me to rank my issue as normal, urgent, or extremely urgent. I did a 6min long scream into the phone & let him decide.
Popular Mathematics makes math easier to understand! #FallonTonight
Probing: Aliens have had plenty of time to figure out our biology -now they’re just having fun.
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Just got every hair on my body waxed off except eyebrows and head. I look like a naked mole rat.
Men, come & get me if you’re into rodents.
This is your pilot speaking. We’ll be taking off shortly once our flight crew confirms that this is, in fact, an airplane