Turns out that when asked which was my favourite of all the X-Men that “Caitlyn Jenner” was not a valid answer.
hello and welcome to Fantasy Football *Dumbledore passes ball to Frodo* *Gandalf intercepts football and eats it*
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“First gay marriage. What’s next – people marrying dogs?!”
*nervous glance at dog
Dog: Frank, we’ve been over this. I like you as a friend
I just yelled ‘Jayden’ at the mall and now I’m a mom to like 20 kids.
[biting into a large ham] what is the name of this exquisite fruit ?
We need a name for our store that shows we’re on the cutting edge of technology.
“How about Radio Shack?”
I don’t want to lock my account because I like to help my X’s feel better about themselves when they check in & make sure I’m still a drunk.
I hate it when I’m trying to take a selfie and somebody calls my camera.