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@Jack_C44: Hello couchness my old friend
I've come to sleep on you again
Because a wife softly seething
Hates the fact that I'm breathing

Hello couchness my old friend
I’ve come to sleep on you again
Because a wife softly seething 
Hates the fact that I’m breathing

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