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@dorsalstream: HER: [flirting] I bet you have a lot of skeletons in your closet.

ME: Haha no. Those bodies won't show their skeletons for months.

HER: [flirting] I bet you have a lot of skeletons in your closet.

ME: Haha no. Those bodies won’t show their skeletons for months.

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