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@_steamy_mac: Her: I like you.
Me: I’m a complete psycho, none of this is an act. Godspeed.
@recoveringbapti: I would like to see more realistic math problems in schools cause there ain't no way some kid has 75 melons without stealing a produce truck
@OhNoSheTwitnt: "At least Donald Trump says what he thinks."
Ah yes if only all racists would shout about it constantly the world would be a better place.
@Rainbowbunee: Pretty woman, the kind that don't eat meat
Pretty woman, the kind that likes to hug trees
Ohoh what can I do? She's making me eat vegan food
@LnL245: Hacker 1: She wrote her password recovery questions.
H1: "Fav Law of Thermodynamics?" There's more than one?
H2: F this. Who's next?
@TheTweetOfGod: Fear and ignorance would gay-marry each other if they weren't both opposed to it.