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@sofarrsogud: Her: I love a tough guy

Me: I’ve got some scars

Her: Ooh. Show me one.

Me: [pulls up shirt and points to bellybutton] This is from when I was born.

Her: I love a tough guy 

Me: I’ve got some scars 

Her: Ooh. Show me one. 

Me: [pulls up shirt and points to bellybutton] This is from when I was born.

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