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@UncleDuke1969: HER: Talk dirty to me.
ME: I don't want to.
ME: No, I'm bad at it.
HER: I'm sure you're not.
ME: I really am.
HER: Just try.
ME: *whispers in her ear*
HER: Yeah, never do that again.