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@BigJDubz: Her: you're in no state to drive

Me: Jesus will take the wheel

Jesus: can't... drunk

Me: but you were only ordering water all night

Jesus: *tries to wink at camera*

Her: you’re in no state to drive

Me: Jesus will take the wheel

Jesus: can’t… drunk

Me: but you were only ordering water all night

Jesus: *tries to wink at camera*

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