Here’s a crazy idea. What if Budweiser took all that advertising money and actually made better beer?

You Might Also Like


My dog’s food looks like Cocoa Puffs, but doesn’t taste like it.


Spaghetti, because you didn’t like that shirt anyways


Pancakes are just crepes who let themselves go after college.


I can’t come up with a guitar pun, but I won’t fret about it.


Maybe money can’t buy Happy but it can probably buy Dopey at a good price.


Jocelyn from Facebook will unfriend you if you give her a Blockbuster gift card for her stupid baby shower.

I know that now.


The Beatles: 🎶 lend me your ears and I’ll sing you a song

Van Gogh: here you go


Evil villain: You can run but you can’t hide!

Me: That’s where you’re wrong pal. *out of breath* I can’t do either


[8am, phone rings]

Hotel Desk: Ma’am we’re going to be turning off the water for about 2 hours this morning.

Me: No worries, I have vodka.


[Speed dating]

Me: “Toilet paper, over or under?”
Her: “Und..”
Me: *flips table* NEXT!!!!!