Two blondes walk into a building… you’d think at least one of them would have seen it.
here’s a life hack for you dieters out there. if you bury food in the ground and then dig it up, that food is a vegetable now.
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I’ve been talking to my husband in nothing but eighties song lyrics this morning.
Cuz you know, “it takes two to make a thing go right”, but only one wife to drive him crazy.