He’s going to change just for you?

Wow, you must be a very special kind of stupid

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*runs away from it all*

*runs back*

*grabs phone charger*

*runs away from it all again*


Y’all ever look at old pictures of yourself and think “damn ppl really let me walk around like that” but then u look in the mirror and think “damn it’s happening again”


The year is 2020. Hip hop has fully merged with dubstep, creating the genre of music known as Dubhop. All hope for mankind is lost


some people want to be buried when they die. others want to be cremated. personally, I think I would like to be brought back to life


When wood plank seating is finally abolished, it’s over for you benches


“Are you insane? Did you escape from a mental institution?” he flirted.


I’m laughing so hard. I was trying to take cute pictures and she saw the neighbourhood cat she fights with 😂🥺


Short women who cook know the difference between cooking tongs and our special “grabbing tongs” to reach items on the top shelves.


*takes a home pregnancy test*
*finds out home is pregnant*
*calls a carpenter to find out if it’s gonna be a shed or a gazebo*


My parents always taught me to pursue my dreams. That’s why I take so many naps.