@FuckabillyRex: Hey, babygirl, I have ten bucks and a BOGO coupon for McDonalds. Wanna come watch me eat two Big Macs?
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@broodingYAhero: As an incredibly powerful, mostly evil, very attractive supernatural being, I have one weakness: A female protagonist who has just turned sixteen and thinks there’s nothing special about her at all.