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@om_eye_goodness: Hey bowl,
I dgaf if you’re not dishwasher safe.
I’m a mom of three. I got shit to do.
You’re goin in.

May the odds be ever in your favor.

Hey bowl,
I dgaf if you’re not dishwasher safe.
I’m a mom of three. I got shit to do.
You’re goin in.

May the odds be ever in your favor.

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